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49【美國節日】聖誕節笑話特輯 // Christmas Jokes

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快用聖誕節笑話測試自己的英文水平吧~你看得懂幾個呢~
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1. Me: I want an unicorn for Christmas! Santa: Be realistic!! Me: Ok, I want a girlfriend!.. Santa: What color do you want your unicorn to be??
2. There are four stages in life: You believe in Santa Claus. You don't believe in Santa Claus. You are Santa Claus. You look like Santa Claus.
3. "I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
4. Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy gets all the credit
5. What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? Snowballs.


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